Secrets every woman keeps from her man

The woman you sleep with gazes into your eyes and tells you she loves you. And you believe her. You can tell by the way she looks at you, the way she holds you, the way she seems to always know what you want before you do.
There are a few of things in life you just know, and how much you love this n***d woman is one of them. But there are a lot of things you don't know.
These are the secrets of lovers past, hidden fantasies, and unshared longings. A woman’s deepest secrets that don’t—and never will—include you. You’re about to sample this hidden knowledge.
1. She’ll never tell you exactly how many men she's slept with
No matter how sincere she appeared when she answered your question, chances are she wasn’t. As an unscientific guideline, when a woman says she’s slept with four men, the real number is actually closer to seven.
Her fib is partly intentional (she doesn’t want to appear a floozy), but mostly it’s s3xual amnesia. When a woman wants to pretend an encounter never occurred, she simply scraps the man from her official score sheet.
2. When you go away, even for a day, she sleeps in your favourite old T-shirt Because it smells like you.
3. She has Googled your exes. everybody Googles everybody -- especially ex girlfriends and boyfriends.
4. When she's falling in love with you, she completely loses her appetite
5. She still thinks about her ex-boyfriends and compares them to you, Mostly you win. Sometimes not.
6. She wants you to talk a little dirty
7.They pee in the shower. "There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and f&#king liars."
8. They've discovered the frequently visited p0rn sites. It's not hard to lurk. This is why Google has incognito mode. Why some men have yet to discover that feature is beyond understanding.
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